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 Illustration by Elizabeth Brockway/The Daily BeastDear (former, best ever) President Donald Trump,
We've had our disagreements over the years, some of them pretty bigly. But if there's one important lesson you've taught me, it's that we should never let personal grievances, ethics, or the law stand in the way of a good business opportunity.
As your legal fees continue to mount by the millions, your Truth Social stock tanks, and the bond for your $454 million judgment for sexually assaulting E. Jean Carroll is rejected (so unfair!)—now's the perfect time to explore a new income stream that can capitalize on the attention you're getting over rumors you've been audibly farting in the courtroom during your first-ever criminal trial.
Read more at The Daily Beast.
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