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Wonkette is a political satire and gossip blog that details the goings-on of the political establishment in Washington, DC and the U.S. generally. It posts approximately 18 items daily, Monday through Friday, with limited weekend posting.
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TSA Keeping Us Safe From Terrorists And Teen Girls
We understand that the hard-working hard workers of the Transportation Security Administration are just trying to keep us safe from Muslims and stuff, and that is why they make us take off our shoes and strip down until we are practically nekkid and ...
Wonkette
Tuesday, June 18, 2013
Texas Rep. Michael Burgess: Ban Abortion, Because Fetuses Can't Stop Masturbating
Golly, it’s been, what, a whole bunch of hours since someone on the right said something incredibly stupid about abortion, so we guess this is right on schedule: Texas Congressman Michael Burgess (R-Like We Had To Say “R”) has a who...
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Tuesday, June 18, 2013
Rick Perry Line-Item Vetoes Funding For Public Integrity Unit Because Some Lady Got A DWI, Makes Sense To Us
So you see, Texas has this thing called a Public Integrity Unit, which is supposed to ride herd on public officials’ ethics and spending and stuff. Except now it doesn’t do anything, because Gov. Rick Perry used his line item veto to elim...
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Tuesday, June 18, 2013
Tonight! The Wonk Your Brains Out Orgy & World Tour Is Stormin' Norman, Oklahoma!
Attention Wonklahomans! The 2013 Wonk Your Brains Out Midwest-Southwest Orgy and World Tour is on its exciting “Homeward Bound: The Quickening” leg (also known as the “Hey, does this Prius smell funny to you?” leg), and is swi...
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Tuesday, June 18, 2013
Wingnut Patiently Explains That You Cannot Quote Him Because The Umbrella Of Jesus Covers His Words
You know, we really can’t figure out anymore if right-wingers are playing some four-dimensional meta chess sorta thing these days or have really become untethered from reality or why even choose. Exhibit eleventy: the weird tendency of wingnuts...
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Tuesday, June 18, 2013
Supreme Court Makes It Easier to Vote, Much to the Dismay of Conservatives Everywhere
Unless you have been living under a rock over the last few years, you know that the GOP has a not-so-new idea to try to win elections: prevent those who would vote against them from being able to vote, in the name of stopping voter fraud, which doesn...
Wonkette
Tuesday, June 18, 2013
Edward Snowden Has A Little Chat With The World
Hero/Traitor/Leakey Man Edward Snowden had a heart-to-heart talk with the internet on Monday, via Glenn Greenwald and The Guardian. We considered liveblooging it, but decided that liveblogging someone else’s liveblog would be just a little mor...
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Tuesday, June 18, 2013
Budget That Wingnuts Demanded Still On Hold Because Of Wingnuts
Dumbfuck screech machine Dana Loesch and her merry band of ideological brethren have a giant confused today, which is a not uncommon condition for stupid people punching above their intellectual weight. What, aside from the usual stuff like the opera...
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Tuesday, June 18, 2013
EXCLUSIVELY YOURS, James O'Keefe's 13 Most Delusional Passages From His Uncorrected Memoir Galleys
Today occasions the publication of James O’Keefe’s first foray into longform prose, with his semi-autobiographical fantasy novel Breakthrough: I Did Not Title This After Chapter 6 In Andrew Breitbart’s Memoir! Shut Up! Jesus! Shut t...
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Tuesday, June 18, 2013
Sure, New Republic Really Thinks Rand Paul Could Be President! Why Would Anyone Joke About That?
The New Republic ran a profile of Rand Paul Monday with the headline "President Rand Paul." But why? Does anyone at the usually pretty sober and realistic (except for when they were really excited for the Iraq War) New Republic actually believe Rand ...
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Tuesday, June 18, 2013
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