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 Comedy CentralWith only 21 days to go in the neck-and-neck presidential election, The Daily Show correspondent Lewis Black returned Tuesday to deliver a rant to the nation's undecided voters.
"We still have no idea who the f--- is gonna win! And that's all thanks to one very special group of morons," Black said. "Oh yes, undecided voters: the same people you see at the ice cream shop asking for 12 mini spoon samples. It's a $3 cone, a--hole!"
Black asked, "How is anyone still undecided in this election? At this point, choosing a candidate should be easy. Look, it's like a lube salesman deciding if he should swing by P. Diddy's house—he has all the information he needs."
Read more at The Daily Beast.
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