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X just announced a smart TV app for streaming video. Or, more accurately, that it claims it's building one, with absolutely no launch date mentioned. The appropriately-named X TV wants to be "your go-to companion for a high-quality, immersive entertainment experience on a larger screen." By high-quality entertainment, X likely means that one Tucker Carlson video where he's really impressed by grocery carts in Russia. That's not a joke. Carlson is featured prominently in the little teaser video.
— News (@XNews) April 23, 2024
X CEO and marketing robot Linda Yaccarino promises "real-time" content and wide availability, but other than that details are scanter than scant. There's some corporate speak nonsense about AI, of course, and boasts about "effortless casting" from a mobile device to a TV. Wait, I thought this was a TV app? So it's also a mobile app that casts to a TV? Is there another word for less than half-baked? Does raw work?
In other words, we don't know much. This is X. All we get are word salads that don't really mean anything and then, one day, the app may or may not actually appear. If it does, it's likely to be hopelessly broken. That sounds harsh, but there's plenty of proof-laden pudding to go around. We got receipts.
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